oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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courtneythebumbling:

Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”

  • Black actors portraying 3-dimensional characters
  • Honest social commentary
  • Targeted to the college age demographic
  • Thorough exploration of the various forms of racism in America
  • Tessa Thompson’s voice and Tyler William’s afro wig

Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”

  • White people calling it racist
  • Mainstream media agreeing with the white people calling it racist

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getoffmybloghoe:

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

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dickspeightjr:

THESE KIDS TODAY WITH THEIR TEXTING AND MURDER

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

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liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

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